Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Weather Channel

Some days I could listen to the Weather Channel's lite jazz in the background of everything I do. Then I would be as confident as the weatherpersons as they tell me Tuesday will be sunny and 75 degrees farenheit when in reality there will be a giant freak blizzard that day.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008


I slept with my dental hygienist during a routine check up. She tasted like marshmallow mint fluoride.